Some of you, I know, have been refreshing this page over and over since early morning in anticipation of this event.** But, much like the jolly old man in the red suit***, the Gift Guide couldn't return until your eyes fluttered closed in a drool-sloshing keyboard-crushing slump.
I know what you're thinking. That the guide is no longer necessary given that the economy is in the toilet and no one has a job to earn money to buy gifts.
How easily you forget the beauty of my guide!***** I offer gift ideas in three price brackets, so you will be able to see those delighted faces and eyes streaming with tears***** regardless of the heft of your wallet.
So, every day, from now until Christmas, check in for that perfect gift for everyone on your list.
*According to my research.
**Thank you for the traffic. Next time click on an ad.
***Santa, but Anti-Christ could also work. Beware the Rapture.
****Really, you should see a doctor. I reposted the previous guides just days ago.
*****Possibly even tears of joy.
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